theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

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karmyarmycaptain:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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taylorswift:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

The little car is my new favorite thing


THNX I DREW THAT!

taylorswift:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

The little car is my new favorite thing

THNX I DREW THAT!

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago


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WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DID I JUST SEE

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DID I JUST SEE

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kick-push-twist-kush:

kittens-jaw:

dear boys, this is how to kiss a girl

I was going to kiss you like this… oh well.


YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE NECK, THATS THE KEY

kick-push-twist-kush:

kittens-jaw:

dear boys, this is how to kiss a girl

I was going to kiss you like this… oh well.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE NECK, THATS THE KEY

(Source: weheartit.com)

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I AM SO CONFUSED

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

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so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

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someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

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